look! new rules. i will be comisioning a disitegration ray. this will only be used by me. if you bug me, look at me the wrong way, or you're scooter is too slow you will be humanly erased. also there will be a no complaining clause. you complain , you die. all homes will be wired with audio and video survalence (for my entertainment of course) and only my vote counts on american idol. because carrie underwood sucks dog shit. nap time.
¶ 5/27/2005 04:34:00 PM
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Friday, May 20, 2005
i've decided that the world is out of control. and it is so that i shall have to take over. how to go about taking over the world...hmmm...don't know yet. changes will be in order. the first to go (que the darth vader music) republicans..or as i like to call them.. the evil empire. the second thing to go...jobs. you want somethin ...get it yourself. (and i don't wanna work anymore) the only allowable transportation will be motorized scooters. except for me of course. i get to drive whatever i want. so neh. more rules will be coming soon. so do the right thing , and follow them. that is all , i'm tired . and i'm going to take a nap. when i take a nap, you have to take a nap also. it's called manditory nap time. now go....
¶ 5/20/2005 05:18:00 PM